June 2000

This site began as a joke, in June of 2000, with a poorly scanned in pixelated photo of my ass, a whole lot of boredom at work, a domain name I thought I’d never use, 1.5 liters of wine, and a few 1990′s nerd skillz… However,  it soon spread throughout the land and before I knew it my ass was appearing on peoples desktops at work, in bathroom stalls, and on the prison cell walls of a few lowly inmates.

Throughout the years this site was a place for me to express my inner idiot. There was no rhyme or reason to what was posted, no real BLOG (did they even exist?) yet I did what I did and got a few fans in the process.

Anyway, in Honor of TEN years of complete and utter nonsense, I have scrounged up a few snippets and screen shots from the previous years and posted them below…look how far we’ve come INNERNETS!

Thanks for reading me.

Thanks for laughing at me, rather than with me.

Thanks for still wanting to see my tits after all these years and thanks for returning to this site when I refuse.

Here’s to many more years of debauchery, nervous breakdowns breakdancing, and rudeness.

xox

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2000-2007:

The ass that started it all:

My very first attempt at writing a guestbook:

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Misc. Screen Shots

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If you ever need a cocktail to go with your porn, or an abortion, never live in Utah… trust me.

then I got hooked on Everquest… and nearly needed an intervention.

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…and then there were the comments

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back, by indirect popular demand:

…and then I shut down for a while and now here we are.