I think that the idea for having a sex doll make of me is a GREAT idea…only there is a HUGE problem. From what I have heard, they are rather expensive and from what I know, my viewers (not Frankzz or Samplepickle, of course because they donate in CONTENT and feedback-unlike most of you fuckers) are cheap asses and like getting shit for free.

Now, I could sell the sex doll at local porn shops , on the net.. however, I am not famous *yet, and so why would anybody pay for a doll of my unknown ass, when they could have , say, the Heidi Klum “come fuck me” doll.

There are some serious flaws in the business plan that need to be sorted out before I present this idea to the rubber companies in china .  What would be worse than just simply having to stoop and sell a rubber doll of yourself, would be doing so only to wind up on the 50% off clearance counter in some dodgy porn shop in the Tenderloin.

Sampleshlong: I like the ageless idea. I think I will put that on my app today. No, I am not that old..but, in this industry, I am a fucking ancient chinese secret.

Coffee time. Work out. Shave my 5 dollar shadow. Trim mingey. Say a little prayer and just go for it.

Chow ya later!