The best part of being a grown up

Is being able to stay up all night and watch headbangers ball without getting yelled at and told to GO TO BED.

going to bed suck (period).

I don’t know what is going on actually but for the past three nights in a row I’ve been sleeping nearly 13 hours a night. It may have to do with the fact that  I am sick to death of hanging out with my husband ( I mean 12 days in a row non-stop, really?) , besides sleep is a way for me to be with my new favorite species of sexy: PILF.

All jewish jokes aside, I really did plan on getting up earlier… I just slept through it. So fuck it, on with now.

So, because you have missed me and I am the only G-rated thing worth whackin’ it to on the web, I will be pouring myself a glass of flat champagne and sliding on cam this evening – 6pm Pacific time sounds like a fine time.

I am still debating over ustream. I sort of dirtched them after they started making people REGISTER to chat, whic h I think it BS… unless you have a Twitter account. I dunno where I will be tonight. I will post a shout or a tweet if I am on ustream, otherwise expect the worst, I mean my normal cam.

xo

Crack-of-ages

With hair

colleen with hair

Without hair

Colleen without hair

Dressed up like a gypsy:

Colleen Gypsy

Not dressed up like a gypsy:

Picture 13



3 Comments

  1. Frankzz
    Posted August 31, 2009 at | Permalink

    wow Colleen, i like the first photo very much…you look like Brigitte Bardot…..and that’s a hughe compliment..( I mean…when she was very young…not now…haha

    -http://everydayfacts.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/brigitte-bardot11.jpg
    -http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/87599/Brigitte+Bardot.jpg

  2. Frankzz
    Posted August 31, 2009 at | Permalink

    HEADLINES*****HEADLINES****HEADLINES****HEADLINES****

    ” Sleep is a way for me to be with my new favorite species of sexy ; pilf ( polynesians I’d like to fuck)” JoA said earlier….We have the opportuny now to show you the first picture of Colleens new sex-toy ! Our Photographer took it at MAUI , just a few day’s ago !
    -http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=92789&rendTypeId=4

  3. Frankzz
    Posted August 31, 2009 at | Permalink

    http://www.shanemcdonald.org/smdpics/Robinson-Crusoe051.JPG

    ABOVE : ritual dance on Maui , called ‘ The dance of

    fertility ‘or haka hula ukelele rapa nuii in Polynesian….the guy’s you see above are dancing for Colleen AKA JOA…right after we took this picture they all where invited at Colleen’s condo….