Is being able to stay up all night and watch headbangers ball without getting yelled at and told to GO TO BED.

going to bed suck (period).

I don’t know what is going on actually but for the past three nights in a row I’ve been sleeping nearly 13 hours a night. It may have to do with the fact that  I am sick to death of hanging out with my husband ( I mean 12 days in a row non-stop, really?) , besides sleep is a way for me to be with my new favorite species of sexy: PILF.

All jewish jokes aside, I really did plan on getting up earlier… I just slept through it. So fuck it, on with now.

So, because you have missed me and I am the only G-rated thing worth whackin’ it to on the web, I will be pouring myself a glass of flat champagne and sliding on cam this evening – 6pm Pacific time sounds like a fine time.

I am still debating over ustream. I sort of dirtched them after they started making people REGISTER to chat, whic h I think it BS… unless you have a Twitter account. I dunno where I will be tonight. I will post a shout or a tweet if I am on ustream, otherwise expect the worst, I mean my normal cam.

xo

Crack-of-ages

With hair

Without hair

Dressed up like a gypsy:

Not dressed up like a gypsy: