Boy 1 (owner): “we are closing in a few minutes, you should hang out” (as he pours us our 100th glass of wine- some of which he made himself)
Boy 2 (chef): (insert grin and purple teeth here) slamming port on the rocks in a tumbler like it’s iced tea
Me to Friend: “yay lets stay and party!” as i slam MY port on the rocks (it tasted like berry cisco)
Friend: “umm not tonight, let’s go” – friend noticing the looks in the eyes of both Boy 1 and Boy 2 upon observing my excitement  in staying and my drunkeness. Something stunk of trouble

friend and i get up to go and as we look back, the faces of both Boy 1 and Boy 2 still bring me to tears hHAHAHA-  the funny kind of tears

Oh NOOOO Mr Biiill they’re leeeeaving!( it was hysterical)