1. My LOUSY brazillian bikini wax job. It looks tragic and now I have to go back for round two of pain and humiliation (yes spreading your butt cheeks for a complete stranger and having them fumble around with your lady-junk, while holding hot wax, it a bit on the SUCK side). bullshiz.
2. this weather. Another thing that I cannot control (which drives me fucking ape shit).
3. ants in the kitchen.
4. camera gone missing. rats rats rats
5. something in the air.. it keeps making me cough and gag. It could possibly be that I am allergic to my fiance’s dander..which,in that case, would mean that I should probably call off the marriage. (ahhh big fat stinkin’ cold feet)

… ok, so that’s only five, but there are more (trust me)..I am just too pissed off to remember them right now.