Dear VolcANUS Eruptus Icelandic Mother Fucker:
I have a plane to catch, from SFO to Munich, in 12 days and I would really appreciate it you would stop spewing shit,which could potentially cause simultaneous engine failure in the aircraft and/or stop all air traffic over Europe for like the next 100 years, into the atmosphere, immediately.
I understand that ya gotta do what ya gotta do, but now is really not a good time for me.
Thanks,
- Me
P.S. I never liked you…
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You can kiss my ash!
Lovez Youz.. pickelz.
Ashes to ashes , dust to dust.
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- It’s incredible…never seen before. Thousends of people are hostages in their holliday-camps allover the world. At least 120.000 Belgians are incapable to return at their factories and schools. Nature 1 – Civilised World 0….
Colleen….I can smell your fear…on top of all the other problems involved to your emmigrigation…there’s that son of a volcano bitch….I suggest you take the steamboat, 3th class like in the good ol’ day’s..:-)( but watch out for icebergs….)
I wonder what will happen if this volcano keeps blowing for let’s say..the next 2 years like it did before….? Maybe the military should drop some heavy bombs in his mouth?
It’s odd, because on a normal day we see many airplain trails in the sky above us. Now the sky here is cristal clear.Free air space….
My son is going to Mexico in July , I hope all things will be normal by then….
Lets hope for the best Colleen…
Frankzzz
http://pixdaus.com/pics/1205600171th4UdUS.jpg
-beautiful…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcFtpWjZwlE
-Icelands national anthem……hahahhaha……(catchy melody tho…..)
….Talking about a blow-job………;-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxuaUaS4rU0&feature=related
-sing along !! Yeahhhhh……!!
Colleen, let’s get married under the Volcano !!
That volcano is just like me : Hot, steamy and faboulosos ejaculatios..si senor !!
april 20th , I just saw the first airplaine above my house since 1 week. European airspace partly open now.
Wow, Colleen….it doesnt look good from my end (I need butt cream)….but I digress….
Iceland’s volcano will get worse before it calms down and others will follow. There is a major alert on the Big Island of Hawaii…they may be evacuating the islands soon. Ash will consume millions. Take a boat..then a train. But stay away from air travel.
R