What a raw deal.

I went searching through the city for you, in and out of literally every apartment building. Finally, after what seemed like the longest night of my life, I saw a building and instinctively I knew you were in it. I opened the front door and heard your voice. Indeed, you had been found.  There were no words spoken. I kissed you, you came in your pants… it was all so lovely, and then I woke up.

And that, ladies and genitals, is the story of my life (now pass me a Valium and the fucking cocoa puffs).

The end.



5 Comments

  1. Posted July 18, 2009 at | Permalink

    Yes, thank you…I now have clean underwear.

  2. Anonymous
    Posted July 21, 2009 at | Permalink

    Hi there Collena Borracho….I’m back from Spain… sun…beach…food…splendid !

    I visited the beautiful city of Barcelona…really a very nice town ! Big boulevards…old fashion appartments with balconies…the Sagrada Familia from Gaudi !! It’s only a

  3. Anonymous
    Posted July 21, 2009 at | Permalink

    ….2 hour flight from Belgium ! I really enjoyed it…

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1187/904638632_cab08399b2.jpg

    Gaudi was a genius ! He died in a silly , but sad way….hit by a …tram…..sigh…..ok….my friend ….see ya…take care !

    the one and only…Frankzzzzzzzzz !!

  4. Posted July 22, 2009 at | Permalink

    I love it when you call me borracho… you animal.

  5. Posted July 22, 2009 at | Permalink

    How long were you in spain? where’s my effing post card?