I went searching through the city for you, in and out of literally every apartment building. Finally, after what seemed like the longest night of my life, I saw a building and instinctively I knew you were in it. I opened the front door and heard your voice. Indeed, you had been found. There were no words spoken. I kissed you, you came in your pants… it was all so lovely, and then I woke up.
And that, ladies and genitals, is the story of my life (now pass me a Valium and the fucking cocoa puffs).
The end.

















5 Comments
Yes, thank you…I now have clean underwear.
Hi there Collena Borracho….I’m back from Spain… sun…beach…food…splendid !
I visited the beautiful city of Barcelona…really a very nice town ! Big boulevards…old fashion appartments with balconies…the Sagrada Familia from Gaudi !! It’s only a
….2 hour flight from Belgium ! I really enjoyed it…
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1187/904638632_cab08399b2.jpg
Gaudi was a genius ! He died in a silly , but sad way….hit by a …tram…..sigh…..ok….my friend ….see ya…take care !
the one and only…Frankzzzzzzzzz !!
I love it when you call me borracho… you animal.
How long were you in spain? where’s my effing post card?