Who was the 3rd President of the United States…

January 12, 2010

If you guessed Navin R. Johnson, you would be incorrect.

However, if you guessed that today my husband is having his Naturalization Interview in order to become a citizen of this fabulous country founded by a majorly fabulous dude who wore sick ass tights, a powdered wig with a pretty little bow in the back, and had two sets of testicles, you would be correct. Oh, you would also be correct if you guessed: Thomas Jefferson, T. Jizzle,  GW : The Sequel, el tercer Presidente ,or just straight up “give me a shot of Tequila” (in the language of your choice).

Funny thing is, is that he is only getting his citizenship so that he can get his US passport, which will allow him to cross borders so that we can move to Germany where we will pay German taxes, abide by German laws, and do really naughty things on German made mattresses.

Anyway, back to George Washington… you know his wife Martha was a woman of easy virtue and she was not hot, at all.

(URL changed so I reposted. Word.)


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  1. Hairloom
    Posted January 12, 2010 at | Permalink

    I Passed.

  2. JOA
    Posted January 12, 2010 at | Permalink

    Great news, where are you taking me to dinner tonight to celebrate?

  3. Frankzzz
    Posted January 12, 2010 at | Permalink

    hu…..your hubby was an illegal alien so far…..? A Mexican-Jew……haha?

    http://www.loeb-tourovisitorscenter.org/images/EarlyAmericanJews.jpg

  4. Frankzzz
    Posted January 12, 2010 at | Permalink

    http://gothamist.com/attachments/arts_jen/0805apolla.jpg <——don't give this t-shirt to your hubbie…..!

  5. Frankzzz
    Posted January 12, 2010 at | Permalink

    http://truthpraiseandhelp.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/kosher-tattoo.jpg

  6. Frankzzz
    Posted January 12, 2010 at | Permalink

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xdCsrkDN6qk/SlQngut0nsI/AAAAAAAATIk/p7lxPKobw9M/s400/ku-klux-klan.jpg

    -inauguration of the third president of the USA

  7. AgentDragonFly
    Posted January 12, 2010 at | Permalink

    YAY!! I am sooo EXCITED for you!! There is so much excitement & pride surrounded in becoming a US citizen so you can live in a foreign country!! I LOVE IT!!!!

  8. frankzzz
    Posted January 13, 2010 at | Permalink

    illegal alien lives in usa—>want’s to move to another country/continent—>he can’t, no passport–>so he must go to the US government to get a passport—>so he can leave the US as a US-citizen…..KAFKA LIVES !

    -http://www.alligatorpapiere.de/images/sonderbergh-kafka.jpg

  9. samplerman
    Posted January 13, 2010 at | Permalink

    congrats harry!!!!!! I can just smell those nasty german bedsprings. b oin g b oin g
    now get rid of that damn accent.